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T-shirt, Fuck Hydration Breaks, white/black
4,00 €
OEKO-TEX®-certified high-quality Danish printing without harmful chemicals
Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage
Organic GOTS certified t-shirt
Description
A white T-shirt with black text and the blunt message “FUCK HYDRATION BREAKS.” A humorous statement for those of you who are tired of the game’s flow being interrupted by artificial pauses, corporate logic, and more commercial control disguised as player-friendly features.
With the 2026 World Cup in the U.S. as a backdrop, the T-shirt points to a trend in which soccer risks becoming more fragmented, more polished, and more commercial. Soccer should be about pace, momentum, and 45 minutes of intensity—not scheduled breaks with extra time for branding.
- Fit: Regular fit with 2 cm extra length for longer durability
- Material: 100% GOTS certified organic cotton, 165 g/m²
- Shrinkage: The T-shirt is ‘pre-washed’ – therefore shrinks minimally if washing instructions are followed
- Printing: Danish OEKO-tex certified quality printing without risky chemicals
Washing instructions
We recommend washing at 40 degrees and avoiding tumble drying to protect the environment and prolong the life of the t-shirt.


